*taken from ravient... from here lol*

Dear ryuzaki_desuI don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me as you ate enchilada and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning our matching snoopy-bibs to you, but ( Read more... )